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The Good Thing-Bad Thing Principle

Newton’s Third Law of Motion states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. For the purposes of this discussion, however, I would like to extend this in another direction. If I may…For every freakin’ adorable thing Matthew does, there is an equally mean/sloppy/disruptive thing soon to follow. This is what I call the Good Thing-Bad Thing […]

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Customer Disservice

If you have the excellent fortune of knowing me personally, you will know that I have rather strong feelings about the way I (and others) should be treated when bringing my (or their) money into any establishment that trades goods or services for said money. Due to some yet-untraced genetic mutation, I expect to be treated like someone the company values. […]

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How Facebook Has Changed Our Lives

Not so long ago, I was reluctant to jump into social media. I wasn’t really aware of its scope, and had been turned off by the thought of actually interacting with other people on the Internet, due to the horror stories that were regularly being showcased on Dateline and other primetime news shows. Despite my misgivings, though, I wanted to give […]

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Why Our Parents Put Us To Shame

    I often think about how we survived under the watch of our parents.  There were no infant seats (how did you get anywhere with me in the car?), no seat belts (ok, there were seat belts, but they weren’t safe and no one wore them), people smoked basically everywhere, we gnawed happily on plastic and toys full of lead, climbed on high steel […]